Bob: Alright Terry, where of you been?
Terry: I of just been to the shop for a bottle of milk and some luminous key-straighteners.
Bob: Did they of what you were looking for?
Terry: Nah, I'll of to get the bus into town and try there.
Bob: Terry?
Terry: Yes, Bob?
Bob: Could you get a dictionary while you're out? I of got a sneaking suspicion that the word "of" served no relevant purpose in our chat.
Terry: Apart from when I said "bottle of milk"?
Bob: Apart from that, Aye.
Terry: I'll ask them if they of one in stock.
Bob: Champion.
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